Ey up me ducks it seems
that Nottingham's basket carrying seafood legend 'Dave the Cockle
Man' @TheCockleman may have a younger rival in town or rather the villages south of
Nottingham. I was out in Ruddington yesterday and spotted a chap who,
apparently, goes by the name of The Mussel Man. His big wicker basket
was heaving with fishy goodies. Seemed a pleasant sort, about forty
years old. He gave me one of his fliers and said to watch out for him
if I fancied owt different seafood like. He had a strong local accent. The speed he was going
around the local pubs, coupled with the big gold toothed grin on his face, gave
the impression that he was doing a roaring trade. When I explained I
was a food blogger he said it was ok if I took a few pictures of him
on his rounds but he preferred it if his face wasn't shown. He'd had his teeth knocked out in a pub brawl over his food prices and the gold ones were new. Each to
their own I guess. What a character!!!
Dave the Cockle Man |
Mr Mussels on his rounds |
"What time to they open?" |
"Fancy some salty fish balls?"
|
"Is it early doors yet ducks?" |
Here are some of the
seafood and fish products you can buy from Mr Mussels (he is a big
bloke – lol). Never did get his first name. I think he aiming for
the upper end of the market as some of the items were quite pricey
and more Gastro pub than selling to drunk people in pubs. I have left
off the prices as they can change on a daily basis.
Mr Mussels Fishy
Fayres.
Fish brains in a pot.
Load of Cod's Wallop
(small or large tin)
Squid for a quid
Iced Skate
Sea Cow Milk – pint
or litre
Smoked Kipper Sausages
Fish toes with extra
cheese
Minimalist Cockle
Burgers (one cockle per burger - no grit guaranteed)
Young Swedish Prawn Stars
Bottle of Dried Sea
Mist
Cornish Genital Crabs
Fried Fish Freckles
Dotty Old Trout –
well aged.
Salty Fish Balls
High Eels & Flat
Soles
Barely Dressed Crab (X
rated)
Know Your Plaice
Build Up Your Mussels
(3kg by special order – enough for six people or three greedy
people.)
It all sounds fabulous
and so different. I'm itching to get myself some Cornish Genital
Crabs soon and maybe a side dish of Salty Fish Balls. Good luck Mr
Mussels!
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