All in the imagination? Are food descriptions sexy?

I recently played a chef called Kim in the Lace Market Theatre's production of Festen, a controversial play. Although I didn't demonstrate any cooking on stage there was, as in any play, a suspension of belief for the period of time I was on stage. There was my character briefly alluding to chef type things; the stress of the household kitchen that made him take to drink heavily, the dishes, the language used - 'I've seen to the mains'  and reference to the lobster soup and his caring about the quality thereof.

I was also wearing chef's whites and had a visual attention to detail whilst acting in the assisting and supervision of the setting of the family table at the family celebration, catering for 20+ people. None of this was for real, yet for a momentary period of time it appeared real in the engagement of the theatre piece, from the audience's point of view. At some points there was real food on stage too to bolster the 'reality' of the piece.

Outside of the fictional world of the theatre and cinema, we too, read, in all manner of cookery books, magazines and blogs about the sensous nature of food and drink, mainly alluding to the senses; the smell described, the sounds described, the feel of things described. The question is, how much are we influenced by what we believe we see, hear or feel about the world of food and drink? Do we have to have already had the actual food experiences to get drawn into the description and believe it to be true?

Tonight, I am cooking a delicious aromatic Aberdeen Angus beef stew with herbs, organic vegetables (little firm and slightly elongated fresh and soily new potatoes, like Ratte but shorter , good tasting Chantenay French carrots and sugary sweet scented parsnips, petites pois and long French beans) and soft herby dumplings, destined to rise to the top of the stew. The meat is terrifically tender and smells fantastic as it lightly fries and bubbles on the oven top in twice pressed olive oil. The unctuous steam is filling the kitchen and drifting upstairs. It is so hot in here I'll have to open a window!

Soon I'll be adding some fresh picked field mushrooms that I collected at 5am this morning from a local farmers field; the dew still evident on the moist and pulpy flesh of these earthy delights back then. When I add the dumpling to the gently bubbling final mix I will be anticipating their warm flavours delighting my tongue and palate.

Can you taste these things in your mind? Are they exciting ingredients building towards an anticipation of the dish? Is food sexy?  If so, would food from abroad sound sexier?

Something to ponder over Christmas. xxx

Sexy in the kitchen. A Christmas Special.

Oh dear dear Delia, saint of the kitchen, I am watching your Christmas special and I am bored, so bored, (ooh she just mentioned silver balls and alluded to something turning into a creamy liquid). The Radio Times tells me that she will be preparing her best cranberry and orange relish, scallops in the shell, fillet of beef with mushroom and red wine sauce, roasted bacon with blackened crackling, a chocolate and sour cherry crumble and a gorgeous pannetone trifle. She also said at beginning of the programme that her turkey is never dry. Yawn!

I know that Delia is a Goddess but, the one that does it for me in the Christmas kitchen, is the luscious Nigella Lawson. She may make super rich food for super rich folk but she knows how to baste a breast to keep it juicy and finish things off by hand whilst whisking up something creamy. Cooking in a tight sweater never looked so good.

Hang on, Delia is doing Nigella language now – she just said ‘thickened and firmer’. Maybe I’ll stay with this. The cranberry and orange relish looks easy to make. Also the beouf en croute looks yummy and very French and I’m becoming optimistic about her cheese and parsnip roularde, a veggie dish for Christmas . She’s now rolling out the sausage meat suggestively. Maybe I was wrong about Delia. However the not –so-sexy radio voice of Terry Wogan keeps on interupting the programme, Delia-interuptus. I’ll tell you summat, dear old Delia makes the cooking very simple. Maybe, after all, she is a real Christmas Cracker for the older generation. Oooh she’s whipping furiously now and popping her hot cherries into a bowl!!!!

I’m looking forward to Rick Stein’s Christmas Odyssey on Thursday night 9pm BBC2 but if he starts getting flirty with me and flinging his jellied eel about I’ll not be doing 'morning after' cold turkey with him!