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Monday, 16 October 2017

Introducing Barry Brisket - bonkers - Butcher of Birmingham.

For those who have been following the journey of my comedy writing/performing blog at 60plussitdowncomedy many thanks. For those who are unaware of my comedy writing please check it out and also my YouTube channel where you will find all the videos from my comedy characters Phil E Stein (art critic),  Donald J Ducky (Nottingham Supermarket obsessed character), and the latest and, I think the best, Barry Brisket 'bonkers' Butcher of Birmingham. Barry is probably the most like me excepting the West Midlands accent of course.

Phil Lowe as Barry Brisket.

Here are a couple of Barry Brisket's latest videos of which there six so far. Please do 'like' them and share them if you enjoy them. I would be interested in any positive feedback in the form of comments.



Saturday, 23 September 2017

What on earth is Spatzle? AND Where have I been?

Hi readers! Yes I am sorry for not posting for a while. Life gets a bit too busy sometimes when I am on my own trying to juggle a full-time job, write for my theatre reviewing website and review plays in the evenings and also attempt to video a few posts for my comedy blog. And read, and research about copyrighting and wash the mountain of pots piling up on the sink and look after my neighbour's cats! Oh and I have had a badly swollen knee. Now much better.

And so to Spatzle. My bag of German noodles is one example of how busy I have been and just eating quick dishes. I did also buy some bratwurst, gherkins and sauerkraut to make a few Germanic meals to write about but the bag of Spatzle still sits un-opened in my cupboard. The bratwurst were from Lidl when Tesco ran out. I ate all six of them over a couple of days.

Back to the last post. You may recall that I was trying to raise £85 towards paying for my WordPress theatre writing site. Thanks entirely to friends I collected just over £100 so my site is safe for another year. In case you don't know what site I am referring to it is

For my comedy blog at I have now completed a total of seventeen funny Donald J Ducky comedy videos and as I love comedy am looking to develop another character called Barry Brisket the Bonkers Butcher from Birmingham. These will be short surreal videos like a vlog using my skills for daftness and accents.

Phil x

Saturday, 19 August 2017

Do you like to socialise over a coffee and cake?

Can you imagine being treated to a luscious piece of chocolate cake and a coffee? It would feel great wouldn't it? Likewise if you treated a friend to the same. You would be making someone happy for about £5 and having a enjoyable social time.

This last week I asked my facebook friends if they would consider donating a small sum to a much needed fund (£85) to enable me to pay my annual fee for my Theatre website. I am only asking the once and because as a single person I struggle on what I get paid in my supermarket job.

I use this website to promote theatre and shows throughout the East Midlands and I do all the many hours of promo work for free on your behalf as potential theatre goers. Some people have been kind enough to donate for which I am very grateful but we are not quite there yet to reach the total by 25th August. 

If after reading this you would still like to contribute please use my PayPal address Even a couple of quid would make me much much happier than a coffee and cake and you wouldn't have to listen to me going on and on about the habits of the cats! Thank you to those who have already given and those that may.

Philip Lowe

Friday, 11 August 2017

Gone totally cooking mad over my stay at home holidays. Totally!

As well as supporting my local butcher through the occasional purchase and blog posts, I have been enjoying being at home cooking on my staycation in my village of Ruddington - with red wine always to hand. Or if not actually to hand, then, certainly very close by.

Amongst the things I have cooked are a whole chicken deboned, trussed up into joints and marinated in lemon juice and rosemary.

To do this I quartered the whole chicken then deboned the breast and leg sections. Taking the skin off the leg portions I then spread the leg flesh inside the butterflied breast pieces (leg skin removed) and tied them up with butcher's string.

The wings I cut into two on the bone pieces for a nibble type treat when cooked. I used two whole fresh lemons and a small amount of rosemary from the garden and marinated the chicken overnight.

The next day I roasted the chicken pieces in the oven for about one hour and a half. As you can see from the photo I also used the lemon rind to add texture and additional citrus flavour. I ate the chicken over the next couple of days in various salads.

I have enjoyed some Merguez sausages from the Ruddington butchers and added them to some sweet crispy salad and half a packet of Cucina Italiana Spinach & Ricotta Tortelloni (cooks in three minutes) from Sainsbury's.

The slightly blurred picture above shows the same dish with less salad (I had run out! 😀 ) and fresh on-the-vine tomatoes from my local greengrocer on the Ruddington High Street. Always like to shop local where I can, otherwise the village can become an desert of boring corporate shops with no individual style and products.

It is rare that I eat deserts or puddings but, I do like a nice crumble and I took advantage of some luscious apricots (I'm a devil aren't I!) on sale at my greengrocers and made them into a yummy crumble. I de-stoned the diddy sweet tasting apricots and chucked them gently into a bowl with a small amount of cinnamon powder and two table spoons of brown sugar. I love brown sugar - it reminds me so much of my childhood. The apricots got stewed for less than fifteen minutes until they were mi cuit.

I added some sultanas from my store cupboard and then I banged on, and very thinly spread, a bag of shop bought crumble mix. I know I know! There was just enough! Phew!

This went into the oven at gas mark six for three quarters of an hour and came out bubbling hot and flavoursome!  I let it cool before I subjected my delicate mouth to its potentially volcanic blistering heat! 

At other points during this week I went for a mindless wander around two Chinese supermarkets in Nottingham where I had no idea what was in most of the linguistically obscure packets on the shelves. I was seeking out whole spices but struggled to find what I really wanted. 🙍

Further down the road in the bottom part of Sneinton, in Nottingham, I enjoyed a good browse around the Murat store that caters for many ethnicities food-wise. Check out their website here but try not to laugh too much at their appalling promotional video!

Their promo video
looks like it had been made by a drastically bored kid at school who had been promised a few flatbreads in payment for their 'Video artistry'. Out of focus is the main theme with 'random' as the bed upon which it so awkwardly lays.

However, the reality of its true 'inside'  is so much better than what this dreadful video purports to show. The hahal meats section looks fresh and inviting as does the fresh fruits and veg section.

There was so much foreign foodstuffs here I could have been in another world. If you like bottled gherkins and other pickled delights then stray no further! If you also like a huge selection of dried pasta, multiple herbs (dried) and enough Greek products to keep the whole of Athens happy for a year then shop at Murats!

The grumpy personality lacking staff may not win 'cheery personality of the year' awards (some very serious and uninterested ladies on the checkout) 😐😒 but the produce is top class and great value.

I got some deliciously fragrant and tasty peaches (another childhood reminder of summer long days and sticky lips attracting wasps) and a bunch of crunchy peppery radishes and some roasted and salted pumpkin seeds which, it turns out, I didn't really like, but I added a few to a Dutch cheese salad with French Saucisson Sec.

The 'Expressa' pumpkin seeds have a claggy feel that overrides the initial salty - roasted appeal. I have thrown them away which feels a waste of £2.99 for 200g really. Lesson learnt.

Rather oddly today, I enjoyed a peculiar breakfast of a rhubarb crumble made by my neighbour (yummy and fragrant with a crunchy crumble texture), unctuous sliced up fresh peaches and sharp peppery radishes to eat them before they got too soft. All that fibre certainly has an effect! Too much info? 

Neighbourly cats Harris and Soufie have constantly been around to help my cooking endeavours. Thanks cats. By the way that is MY tuna! Cats! Oh never mind!

Ruddington Village Butcher introduces some new cheeses and cooked items to his business.

My local Ruddington butcher, Shane White, is justifiably proud of his latest offerings from the world of cheese. He says “Our around the world in eight sausages was such a success last week we are continuing the promotion this weekend. Also available this week are my stunning new selection of cheeses. These include:

  • Cornish yarg: A mild creamy cheese in an edible rind of nettles.
  • Charnwood smoked: Smoked cheddar cheese with paprika.
  • Innkeeper's choice: Mature cheddar with pickled onions and chives.
  • Lincolnshire poacher: No introduction needed for this delicious tangy cheese.

  • Y-Fenni: Tasty Welsh cheddar cheese with wholegrain mustard and ale.
  • Bouncing Berry: Not a pop star 😄 but a very nice Snowdonia mature cheese with cranberries.
  • Green thunder: A superb Snowdonia mature cheese with garlic and herbs.

  • Red devil: Another excellent Snowdonia cheese.

  • Red Leicester with chilli and crushed pepper. Very feisty.

Also Shane has introduced some cooked items to tempt his customers with traditional English pies and meats and some delicious chorizo slices.

His 'ready to eat' items include:  Scotch eggs, Salami, Chorizo, Finest Cheshire Oak Ham, Cheese and onion quiches, Cheese and tomato quiches, Spanish style quiche and sliced ox tongue.

I popped back in early this afternoon and Shane told me the new items were selling well and he'd had a very busy day in his butcher's shop generally.

Thursday, 3 August 2017

A World of Sausages from Ruddington Butchers in Nottinghamshire.

Passing by my local butcher's shop in Ruddington yesterday I noticed the this A board advertising a range of sausages inspired by recipes from around the world.

Shane White, our friendly Ruddington butcher told me that they are all available from Thursday 3rd August. He calls the selection 'Around the world in 8 sausages.'

  • Lamb merguez: A spicy mix with cayenne pepper , garlic and harissa paste.
  • Ginger and spring onion : A taste of the orient.
  • Maple syrup: Sweet recipe from Canada.
  • Loukanika: Tasty Greek recipe with orange, leeks, thyme and garlic
  • Guinness and leek: An Irish favourite.
  • Hot Italian:Red pepper flakes, fennel, star anise and paprika make for a tasty hot sausage.
  • Spanish style: Tomatoes, red wine, peppers and garlic are just some of the ingredients in one of our most popular recipes.
  • Brazilian Linguica: A tasty recipe with parsley, red wine, smoked bacon and black pepper.

I happily purchased four links of the Loukanika sausages and cooked them with a few young leeks. They were very tasty indeed.

Friday, 28 July 2017

Exploring Porto in Portugal with German friends Lena and Sascha.

Well, how can I put this? I am not actually in Portugal right now, but through the joys of the internet I have been doing some armchair travelling with my two friends from Karlsruhe as they take a short break in Porto in Portugal. Like myself, Sascha likes to take photos and we have a similar taste in the things we photograph.

Lena tells me that, as well as enjoying a few beers and exploring the city and harbour by foot they have been to Sandeman's Port distillery and really liked the delicately flavoured Port.

Yesterday Lena ate Bolinas de Bacalau (salt cod) which she described as 'fried cod fish mixed with smashed potatoes'. I laughed at that and think now that every time I have mashed potatoes I am gonna call them 'smashed'. The Bacalau is the national favourite in Portugal. Lena enjoyed some delicious grilled sea bream with potatoes. Sticking to the fish they also had some sea bass filet again with potatoes and kale.

According to Lena, Sascha doesn't like fish so he had a pork tenderloin steak with salad, chips and mushrooms.

Happy Lena and Sascha in Porto.

They have explored down by the Riberia Rio Douro (Douro River) and Vila Nova de Gaia staying at the Hotel Carris Porto Ribeira. Previously they have enjoyed a holiday in Lisbon but this time wanted to try somewhere new. Looks like they are having a great time.

Photos by Sascha.

Updates! More food pictures sent to me this evening. This is Sascha's steak with a port wine sauce and Lena's grilled octopus.