I know it sounds like a title for a peculiar play like Christopher Isherwood's 'I Am A Camera' but no Tesco have chosen me to be on one of their promotional leaflets. It was originally going to be for beef steaks but they changed their minds last minute and now it is sliders. What? I hear you cry.
Sliders are Tesco's name for mini burgers with various ingredients. If you happen to be in a Tesco store in next few weeks do pick one up. One day you may be able to sell it on Ebay!