This is our last weekend together dear old friend. We have wept together over spilt milk, we've cooked up a storm, created many a stew, burnt a few curries and the occasional cake. You have been my comfort and my joy and life with you has been a gas. Eleven years! Who'd have thought it!? I will always recall how you gleamed and smiled whenever I finally got round to cleaning out your oven. You never once complained when I turned up the heat, drank too much wine or splattered hot food on you. But life for an old cooker doesn't last forever. I wouldn't want you to suffer and well ... how can I put this?
Mr Indesit IS50GW will taking be your role on from Monday next. There I've said it. Good luck in all you do. Adieu, my Leisure 50 friend. Adieu. Sob. Love you!
PS: I'll always have this picture to remember you by. Sniff, sniff.